Nothing to act on yet — a couple of coins just went on the watch pile. BATCAT kept accelerating through the day. (1 older flag still stands — listed below.) Market backdrop: Bitcoin +1.6% today — the majors aren't pulling either way, so each coin's own story decides. Most of today's noise is on Solana, though it's cooling.
What is actually worth doing. ★ = how strong the case is. Warnings only appear for coins on your watchlist — the rest are screened out silently rather than spending a card on a coin you were never going to buy.
The exchange decision itself, not the chatter about it — the single biggest re-rating available to a coin in this band. Matched by ticker only, so a ticker fitting more than one tracked coin is listed here and never carded.
The majors up close — microcaps are a leveraged bet on where these go.
The coins you asked me to track — researched every scan, never mixed into the organic signals. Add or remove them right here.
| Coin | Chain | Size | 24h price | Liquidity | Radar sees | Safety check | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NPC Non-Playable Coin |
Solana | $137.1M | +2.6% 24h +2.6% · 7d -11.7% · 30d -25.0% |
$782k | gv 0 · first 09-06 | CAUTIONtop10 hold 45%, LP mostly unlocked, mintable | ⚠️ CAUTION — top10 hold 45%, LP mostly unlocked, mintableGTA6 thesis is real but crowded: release confirmed Nov 19 2026, marketing ramping, and the GTA6 meme corner is hot right |
| MAX Giggle Mascot |
BSC | $2.9M | −8.5% 24h -8.5% · 7d -13.7% · 30d -44.7% |
$257k | gv 0 rd 0 tg 0 · first 08-31 | UNKNOWNcontract not screened | ⚠️ CAUTION — contract not screenedMAX / Giggle Mascot. Radar flow-flag 2026-09-04. CLEAN contract, LP burned, renounced. Watching for pullback to $0.0145 |
| PYTHIA PYTHIA |
Solana | $183k | −32.2% 24h -32.2% · 7d -55.7% · 30d -93.2% |
$114k | rd 4 · first 08-27 | CAUTIONtop10 hold 53%, LP mostly unlocked | ⚠️ CAUTION — top10 hold 53%, LP mostly unlockedflagged by radar 2026-08-30 flow movers; watching, not holding |
Coins suddenly talked about way more than is normal for them. “4× usual” means four times this coin's own average; three or more independent places beats one loud one (⚡ = only one place talking — classic pump-group move).
| # | Coin | Chain | Size | 24h price | Buzz | 7 days | Where, vs normal | Places | Stage | Safety check |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BASE Base |
Base | $789k | −3.4% | 2.34 | Farcaster 6.0× usualGoogle 2.5× usualReddit 1.0× usualvol 0.8× usual57% buys$1k traded | 3 | picking up | CAUTIONLP mostly unlocked, mintable | |
| 2 | ANT All InX |
Base | ? | 30d −79.5% · ? | 1.25 | news 2.0× usualTelegram 2.0× usual | 3 | crowded | SUSPECTtop10 hold 100% | |
| 3 | MSFT Microsoft (Dinari Tokenized Stock) |
Base | $124k | −0.4% | 0.96 | Telegram 2.0× usualReddit 1.3× usual | 3 | picking up | CAUTIONtop10 hold 68% | |
| 4 | IBM International Business Machines (Backpack Securities) |
Solana | $188k | +0.9% | 0.69 | Reddit 2.0× usualvol 1.8× usual49% buys$25k traded | 3 | picking up | CAUTIONtop10 hold 62%, mintable, freezable | |
| 5 | STRC Strategy Stretch Preferred (Dinari Tokenized Stock) |
Base | $1.1M | +0.3% | 0.15 | Reddit 1.2× usualnews 1.0× usual | 3 | — | CAUTIONunverified contract | |
| 6 | GPT Gold Park |
BSC | $30.2M | ? | 0.00 | Reddit 1.0× usual | 3 | — | CAUTIONtop10 hold 61%, LP mostly unlocked | |
| 7 | BATCAT BatCat |
Solana | $593k | −0.9% | 2.48 | Telegram 12.0× usual↗ 3.0× todayvol 0.4× usual48% buys$18k traded | 1 ⚡ | picking up | CLEANno flags | |
| 8 | GPU GPUnet |
ETH L1 | $145k | +0.2% | 1.51 | Reddit 4.0× usualnews 1.2× usualvol 0.7× usual$1k traded | 2 | picking up | SUSPECTtop10 hold 85% | |
| 9 | QTC Quantus |
? | $24.5M | +5.7% | 1.43 | Google 3.7× usualCoinGecko 1.5× usual | 2 | picking up | UNKNOWNno contract found to screen | |
| 10 | BANK Lorenzo Protocol |
BSC | $21.4M | −13.9% | 1.39 | DEX volume 4.0× usualvol 1.4× usual47% buys$7.3M traded | 1 ⚡ | insiders selling | SUSPECTtop10 hold 95% |
Never seen by the radar before today — too new to score, each one run through the scam checks. ↗ = louder now than at the day's first scan.
| Coin | Chain | Size | 24h price | 7 days | Seen today in | Places | Stage | Safety check | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PAWS PAWS |
Solana | $37k | −5.7% | Telegram ×6↗ 3.0× today$0k traded | 1 ⚡ | picking up | SUSPECTLP $0.8k | ||
| STONKLANA STONKLANA |
Solana | $364k | ? | DEX promo ×5.6552% buys$61k traded | 1 ⚡ | — | CAUTIONpair 0d old | ||
| FRONGUS Frongus Maximus |
Solana | $3k | ? | DEX promo ×5.4573% buys$2.9M traded | 1 ⚡ | early — crowd not here | SUSPECTtop10 hold 99% | ||
| SOMETHING Believe in Something |
Solana | $125k | ? | DEX promo ×5.45$8.2M traded | 1 ⚡ | — | CAUTIONpair 1d old | ||
| DUBBLE Dubble |
Solana | $2.2M | ? | DEX promo ×5.4569% buys$4.4M traded | 1 ⚡ | early — crowd not here | CAUTIONpair 0d old | ||
| HC HOODCLUB |
Robinhood | $153k | ? | DEX promo ×5.0666% buys$89k traded | 1 ⚡ | early — crowd not here | CAUTIONunverified contract, pair 0d old | ||
| BLESS Bless |
Solana | $23.2M | +62.6% | CoinGecko ×549% buys$2k traded | 1 ⚡ | — | SUSPECTtop10 hold 94%, LP $1.5k | ||
| HOOD Hoodfellas |
Robinhood | $173k | ? | DEX promo ×4.6561% buys$291k traded | 1 ⚡ | early — crowd not here | CAUTIONLP mostly unlocked, pair 1d old | ||
| RAPPORT Rapport |
Solana | $792k | ? | DEX promo ×4.6563% buys$3.4M traded | 1 ⚡ | early — crowd not here | CAUTIONpair 0d old | ||
| JOB DogWifJob |
Solana | $2.4M | ? | DEX promo ×4.65$958k traded | 1 ⚡ | — | CAUTIONpair 1d old |
Real trading volume way above each coin's own normal — whether anyone is talking or not. Talk usually follows money, so this is often the earlier signal.
| # | Coin | Chain | Size | 24h price | Traded 24h | Buys | Vs normal | Stage | Safety check |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | MICHI michi |
Solana | $2.6M | +9.9% | $27k | 48% | 7.5× | picking up | SUSPECTtop10 hold 82% |
| 2 | BAN Break And Reclaim |
BSC | $62.9M | −3.5% | $1.2M | 78% | 3.7× | picking up | UNKNOWNcontract not screened |
| 3 | SNAP Snap (Backpack Securities) |
Solana | $191k | −3.3% | $376k | 53% | 3.2× | picking up | CAUTIONtop10 hold 62%, mintable, freezable |
| 4 | POD Dolphin |
Base | $48.7M | −1.6% | $880k | 50% | 3.0× | picking up | UNKNOWNcontract not screened |
| 5 | GLITCH Infinite Money Glitch |
Solana | $2.6M | +15.6% | $409k | 47% | 1.7× | — | CLEANno flags |
| 6 | SERV OpenServ |
Base | $10.2M | +1.8% | $29k | 55% | 1.6× | — | UNKNOWNcontract not screened |
| 7 | GANG Gang |
BSC | $6.3M | −3.4% | $3.2M | 56% | 1.4× | early — crowd not here | UNKNOWNcontract not screened |
| 8 | FWA Fake World Assets |
ETH L1 | $6.7M | −4.8% | $183k | 43% | 1.4× | — | UNKNOWNcontract not screened |
What proven, profitable wallets are doing with the coins we track — money leaving, and who actually holds what we're watching.
The big smart-money sell-offs today didn't touch any coin we track — nothing to worry about here.
Yesterday’s hot coins losing steam — if you’re in one, this is the exit cue.
| Coin | Buzz yesterday | Now | What happened |
|---|---|---|---|
| JEFF Jeff FunnyGuy | 1.93 | — | gone from radar |
| GANG Gang | 1.78 | 0.69 | hype −61% |
| REMUS New Ancient DNA | 1.44 | — | gone from radar |
| LMAO! LMAO! | 0.71 | 0.30 | hype −58% |
Which blockchain has the crowd — each line is that chain’s buzz over the last two weeks. For knowing where the game is played, not for picking coins.
Do our own past calls actually make money? Returns measured 1, 3 and 7 days after each signal — the only honest answer to “does the radar lead or lag”.
| Cohort | Horizon | N | Median | Win | Unpriced |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| board-avoid | 1d | 49 | -3.3% | 39% | 26 |
| board-avoid | 3d | 42 | -10.2% | 29% | 31 |
| board-avoid | 7d | 40 | -31.4% | 35% | 27 |
| board-enter | 1d | 17 | -6.9% | 41% | 2 |
| board-enter | 3d | 15 | +2.9% | 60% | 4 |
| board-enter | 7d | 12 | -12.8% | 25% | 6 |
| board-watch | 1d | 15 | -13.3% | 33% | 12 |
| board-watch | 3d | 11 | -6.4% | 45% | 16 |
| board-watch | 7d | 7 | +68.0% | 71% | 20 |
| flow | 1d | 382 | -0.8% | 41% | 114 |
| flow | 3d | 327 | -1.9% | 43% | 153 |
| flow | 7d | 270 | -5.7% | 35% | 178 |
| new | 1d | 231 | -15.5% | 30% | 326 |
| new | 3d | 75 | +0.2% | 52% | 465 |
| new | 7d | 42 | +7.4% | 60% | 463 |
| riser | 1d | 398 | -0.6% | 39% | 183 |
| riser | 3d | 310 | -1.2% | 40% | 252 |
| riser | 7d | 242 | -2.4% | 39% | 285 |
“Unpriced” = the coin's trading pair vanished before we could measure — usually a rug, which is an answer too.